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kiracles:

kiracles:

Alright, I’ve claimed I was gonna do a giveaway for a while but now I will actually put my money where my mouth is and do this shit. Hell yeah.

Why are you doing a giveaway?
Hell, I don’t know. People like free stuff, and I like people, so I thought it would work pretty well overall.

What do I get?
Well, if you win, and by that I mean luck smiles upon you, you will get

  • Something(s) that cost up to $35 dollars off Amazon.com! 

So if you wanted like, 7 things that cost 5 dollars, and you didn’t have ass-tits shipping costs, I would be perfectly fine with that.
If you DO have ass-tits shipping, you should expect maybe a little bit of that 35$ taken off just so we can be reasonable here. Keep in mind I live in the US as of now.

  • A PIZZA

Yep. You can win a pizza from Pizzahut shipped str8 to your door. Also a side.

  • And THIRD PLACE 

Will either get 10$ thing(s) off Amazon or a 10$ pizza. Your choice, since they’re about the same price.

RULES:

Okay, I know people say this all the time but you must be following me. No exceptions. I will check.
Likes and reblogs both count!
For the Amazon things, you don’t HAVE to be in the US, but if shipping is redic I might take some money off the $35 dollars. Like. 5 of it or something, idk.
NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS. Like, seriously, that just seems dumb.
I will be using a randomizer so don’t even try me on this.

Giveaway ends!
Let’s give it until Wends, the 20th. Ends the 20th at 11:59PM GMT-6

Good luck!!!

THIS ENDS TODAY.
In like.
18 hours.
Or so.

socially-awkward-demons

theuppityzombie:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

draconisblog:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

person annoying you?

refill their bladder

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aveysauce

drcrusherxvx:

bbrightstar:

fasterthanthespeedforce:

the fact that people have donated over $8000+ to a MURDERER who is already on PAID LEAVE fucking disgusts and terrifies me

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Stop white people

"Support Officer Darren Wilson" = "I’m a racist asshole who wants to give a nice big bonus to the guy who killed an unarmed black kid because that’s what I secretly wish I could do".

Fuck literally every person who donated even a penny.